Heard joke once.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's confused by how to write a Shadow Legion list. Says having to practice against More Dakka seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening meta where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great daemons player Mike Pestilens is in town tonight. Go and see him. He should teach you how to play Shadow Legion."
Man bursts into tears.
"But doctor...I am Mike Pestilens.”
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+ FACTION KEYWORD: Chaos - Chaos Daemons
+ DETACHMENT: Shadow Legion
+ TOTAL ARMY POINTS: 2000pts
+ ALLIED UNITS: Heretic Astartes
+
+ WARLORD: Char1:
Be'lakor
+ ENHANCEMENT: Fade to Darkness (on Char1:
Bloodthirster)
& Leaping Shadows (on Char2:
Fateskimmer)
+ NUMBER OF UNITS: 16
+ SECONDARY: - Bring It Down: (1x4) + (1x6) - Assassination: 5 Characters
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Char1: 1x
Be'lakor (375 pts): Warlord, Betraying Shades, The Blade of Shadows
Char2: 1x
Bloodthirster (320 pts): Hellfire breath, Great axe of Khorne
Enhancement: Fade to Darkness (+15 pts)
Char3: 1x
Fateskimmer (110 pts): Arcane Fireball, Herald combat weapon, Screamer bites
Enhancement: Leaping Shadows (+15 pts)
Char4: 1x
Rendmaster on Blood Throne (165 pts): Attendant's hellblades, Blade of blood
Char5: 1x
Rendmaster on Blood Throne (165 pts): Attendant's hellblades, Blade of blood
10x
Bloodletters (110 pts)
• 9x Bloodletter: 9 with Hellblade
• 1x Bloodreaper: Hellblade
10x
Bloodletters (110 pts)
• 9x Bloodletter: 9 with Hellblade
• 1x Bloodreaper: Hellblade
6x
Nurglings (60 pts): 6 with Diseased claws and teeth
3x
Nurglings (35 pts): 3 with Diseased claws and teeth
1x
Beasts of Nurgle (65 pts): Putrid appendages
5x
Flesh Hounds (75 pts)
• 4x Flesh Hound: 4 with Collar of Khorne, Gore-drenched fangs
• 1x Gore Hound: Collar of Khorne, Burning maw, Gore-drenched fangs
5x
Flesh Hounds (75 pts)
• 4x Flesh Hound: 4 with Collar of Khorne, Gore-drenched fangs
• 1x Gore Hound: Collar of Khorne, Burning maw, Gore-drenched fangs
5x
Flesh Hounds (75 pts)
• 4x Flesh Hound: 4 with Collar of Khorne, Gore-drenched fangs
• 1x Gore Hound: Collar of Khorne, Burning maw, Gore-drenched fangs
6x
Screamers (160 pts): 6 with Lamprey bite
10x
Cultist Mob (50 pts)
• 1x Cultist Champion: Brutal assault weapon, Autopistol
• 9x Cultist: 9 with Autopistol, Brutal assault weapon
10x
Cultist Mob (50 pts)
• 1x Cultist Champion: Brutal assault weapon, Autopistol
• 9x Cultist: 9 with Autopistol, Brutal assault weapon
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